Love crappy movies but are too ashamed to admit it? Are you a big Rob Schneider fan but you're tired of being burned? Not sure if you want to waste your money on the same old movie? That's why you have Joe.
Joe Loves Crappy Movies is by Joseph Dunn. Joe willingly goes to see the very worst that Hollywood has to offer. Whenever a crappy movie comes out Joe will be there to see it, make fun of it, and actually review it. Nothing is safe, and nothing is sacred. From the big budget action disasters to the low brow fart based comedies, to anything starring Martin Lawrence? Joe will tear it apart.
With each entry you'll get not only a comic poking fun at the movie, but also a detailed review. Joe's not educated in film or cinematography or acting, he's just a guy that draws comics and likes movies. So if you're looking for the everyman perspective and a little joke in comic form... you're in the right place.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Starring: Cate Blanchett, Brad Pitt, Julia Ormond, Taraji P. Henson
Directed by: David Fincher
Warner Brothers Pictures
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is very loosely based on the short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald. It borrows the concept of a man living his life in reverse, casts some A-list talent, throws a big budget at it and forgets the rest of the inconsequential details of the original text. In its place is a simple and sweet story of love and life that anyone should be able to relate to… no matter how many wrinkles they have on their face.
Button is a project that has been in the works for years, something that director David Fincher “poured over… like a favorite fairy tale from his child hood.” What a wonderfully inspirational quote. (From EW issue #1029) Wouldn’t it have been something if the finished film had half the imagination and inspiration that even the worst children’s book does? The only thing about Benjamin Button that feels like it’s ripped from a fairy tale is the premise that he’s ageing in reverse. Beyond that he’s just a sepia-toned Forrest Gump with nothing to do. At least Gump was a war hero, a shrimp man, the accidental creator of the smiley face and a professional ping-pong player for the USA. All Benjamin (Brad Pitt) does is get shot at by a submarine and fall in love. Still, if you're going to choose a couple of really impressive standout events in life, those two ain't all that bad.
Even though the scope is big, the visuals are grand and the intentions are ambitious, Benjamin Button has very little of the whimsy and charm that a fairy tale description might imply. And I’m not even talking about whistling dwarves or singing rats that help you with your chores. I’m talking about the wink and a smile that come along with a told story. That’s nearly absent from this film. As much as some of us might like to bash its lack of charm, excessive running time or the fact that there’s not that much going on in those 2 hours and 47 minutes, it’s kind of hard to rag on a love story.
Even without much of a story to tell, the adventures of Benjamin growing up and facing the same challenges of life we all do (just in a slightly more wrinkled body) has some very important things to say. Themes of “nothing lasting forever” or “we’re all the same” haunt the film and rear up in unexpected and interesting ways. Benjamin and Daisy (the love of his life played by Cate Blanchett) are kept apart not because he looks like a creep, hunchback, hobbit pedophile, but because of who they are and who they become. The look on Benjamin’s face when he realizes the woman he’s loved all his life has grown up to be a complete stranger is absolutely crushing. But it’s such a relatable realization and that’s part of the reason the film works.
Button is full of these moments as our hero sets out into the world to find himself. Watching him working for a living, cherishing a first kiss and questioning his mysterious past, we can all find ourselves in there somewhere. Our pasts may not be as mysterious but Benjamin faces a lot of the same questions we do. The lengthy film, that is really only becomes obviously lengthy when you take a second to notice how much the characters have evolved or devolved from scene to scene, stays alive in how relatable it is. It’s amazing to find a connection in the growing pains of a pasty white California Raisin.
There are some great performances form Pitt, Blanchett and Taraji P. Henson who delivers the lines that came closest to breaking me down emotionally. Her being great is nothing new though. Go back to 2005’s Hustle and Flow and watch me sing her praises as the pregnant call girl with a voice of gold. The real star of Benjamin Button though seems to be its larger-than-life visuals. Benjamin’s journey on land and sea all across the world through 50 years of history and half a dozen body doubles, layers of make-up and spins around the CGI airbrushing tool to give the entire cast that youthful sheen, combine to make up one of the most impressive looking films in years. It’s big, beautiful and impossible to ignore.
The film’s message and story may be slightly easier to gloss over though. Benjamin’s lack of ambition and direction are part of what makes him unique but watching a confused young man hang out at home, sale boats and live off the family fortune is hardly edge-of-your-seat excitement. Even with the spectacle of watching him get younger every 20 minutes. Somehow though it works. Perhaps I’m just a sucker for a good love story with a tragic twist but I think at the end of the day Benjamin Button is a good example that some stories are worth telling thoroughly. It’s hardly Snow White and the Seven Dwarves though.
Rating: 8 out of 10 - It's a sweet story but to me doesn't carry the emotional power or feeling of grandeur to match its epic visuals and Oscar buzz. If you've got this kind of time to kill though, there are far worse ways to do it.
Pass. I was happy to make time for this up on the big screen to really soak in the big visuals and big concept in a big way. Now that I’ve seen those visuals and know where the story is (or isn’t) going, Benjamin Button is one of those movies I’ll never seek out again. Lord knows how often I’ll get sucked in once it’s replaying on basic cable all weekend long in a couple years.
The length was definitely less intrusive then I thought it would be. I noticed a few folks checking their watches and as soon as the credits came up people were booking for the exits, but it’s not like there were any walkouts or anything. Watching the film it’s easy to pick places where they could trim the fat and tighten up the film a little but what’s the point? This is a big adventure. Let it be big!
The roller coaster is a direct call back to the X-files strip. Is there really any better way to say “time killer” than the entire cast riding a roller coaster?
So it’s been a while huh? Hope everyone had a good holiday and is having a great 2009 so far. Going into the holiday weeks I had every intention of seeing the big films and getting some comics and reviews up but a few very big things came up. The biggest was completing the JLCM book. Phil and I confronted this crunch to get the book done before January 1st so that we could have it in time for New York Comic Con next month. A couple of 16-hour days and the help of Yeo and Phil proofreading the hell out of those reviews… and we made it! I’m happy with the finished book and very eager to share it with you guys. No presales though. I don’t want to take any money until I know I can get these things in the mail 10 minutes later.
Regarding the Frost/Nixon comic from the last update - I’ve received a handful of e-mails letting me know that even though Nixon is placing the next piece, according to the pieces in play, it’s not even his turn! The best excuse offered for this is that the President is cheating, though I admit the actual reason is that I wasn’t paying close enough attention. If you look closely enough though you can see that Nixon could win the game easily in 2 moves. That’s what happens when you cheat!
That’s it for now but I’m back, excited to work and I have no extra baggage hanging over my head… so expect updates. Thanks so much for reading!
Joe – The creator of the strip who has embraced giving crappy movies the chance they deserve. Like the majority of the cast he’s obsessed with boobs.
First Appearance - The Introduction
Yeo – Yeo is Joe’s wife and often the voice of reason in the strip. Having her act rational allows the rest of the cast to embrace being in a comic strip which primarily involves randomly punching people, interacting with fictional characters and talking about boobs. Yeo is smart, beautiful and way too good for Joe. Don’t tip her off.
First Appearance - Fever Pitch
Irv – Joe’s movie-going sidekick who’s always down for watching Jason Statham crescent moon kick some thug through a plate glass window and getting some drinks before after and during a Vin Diesel movie. Like the majority of the cast he’s obsessed with boobs.
First Appearance - Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior
Agent 337 George Jones – A government Agent that took over for Joe after he was bad-mouthing President Bush in the V for Vendetta strip. George ran the show for over a month bring a much needed sense of patriotism and justice to both the strips and reviews. He eventually got too attached to his work, empathizing with Joe’s plight to give crappy movies a fair shake. In a way he came to love crappy movies as well and was pushed out of the position. He spiraled out of control and ended up in prison. His adventures will be told in the limited series JLCM Presents: 337 Locked Up which is set to début Christmas of 09.
First Appearance - V for Vendetta
Other Notable Appearances: Stay Alive, Ice age 2, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Slither, Here Comes Guest week, Let’s Go To Prison
Leonidas – The former king of Sparta who has traveled into the future and is having trouble coping with the modern times. Yelling loudly and kicking people into giant holes doesn’t really work the same way it did in the olden days. As time as gone by he’s adjusted but it’s a safe bet that he’s always one bad message away from throwing a spear through someone.
First Appearance - 300
Other Notable Appearances: Four Brothers, Strip# 300, The Golden Compass, Rambo, Untraceable, The Ladies of Max Paybe
Palpatine – Former Senator, Emperor of the Galactic Empire, Sith Lord... He shows up in the Joe Loves Crappy movies galaxy on occasion to let people know that they’re being stupid. No one’s really sure how he shows up in this universe but chances are it breaks all kinds of copywrite laws.
First Appearance - Episode III: The Dark Side
Other Notable Appearances: Four Brothers, Night Watch, Saw 3, Are We Done Yet
Slow Billy – Billy is a sweet kid but he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. If you’re watching him for the day be prepared to explain to him the plot of the movie or how popcorn works or, not so much where babies come from, but what babies are. He’s a complete moron.
First Appearance - Four Brothers
Other Notable Appearances: The Chronicles of Narnia, The Da Vinci Code, Vantage Point, Journey to the Center of the Earth
Kyle the Movie Snob – Be careful what fun facts about movies you tell your friends at a friendly gathering or in line for the latest blockbuster, because if you’re even slightly wrong, Kyle will be more than happy to let you know. He usually gets what’s coming to him though. Poor guy has cracked three ribs since joining the JLCM cast.
First Appearance - Ultraviolet
Other Notable Appearances: 16 Blocks, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, Transformers, Journey to the Center of the Earth
Jean-Luc Picard – Another lawsuit waiting to happen is Jean Luc Picard who, towards the end of the strip’s first year, became the go-to background character. If there was ever a seat to fill or a random person to place wandering around in the background, nine times out of ten it was Picard. While Picard has crossed paths with Irv he and Joe have never met. Perhaps they will some day but for now just can an eye on the background.
First Appearance - The Producers
Other Notable Appearances: I’m not telling you, that’s no fun. It’ like Where’s Waldo – go find him!
Ice Cream Sandwich – Delicious and… deadly? Usually when you see someone eating an Ice Cream sandwich, someone else is experiencing a substantial amount of pain. Still, how nice is an ice cream sandwich on a hot summer day?
First Appearance - Saw IV
Other Notable Appearances: Bee Movie, Run Fatboy Run, Saw V