Love crappy movies but are too ashamed to admit it? Are you a big Rob Schneider fan but you're tired of being burned? Not sure if you want to waste your money on the same old movie? That's why you have Joe.
Joe Loves Crappy Movies is by Joseph Dunn. Joe willingly goes to see the very worst that Hollywood has to offer. Whenever a crappy movie comes out Joe will be there to see it, make fun of it, and actually review it. Nothing is safe, and nothing is sacred. From the big budget action disasters to the low brow fart based comedies, to anything starring Martin Lawrence? Joe will tear it apart.
With each entry you'll get not only a comic poking fun at the movie, but also a detailed review. Joe's not educated in film or cinematography or acting, he's just a guy that draws comics and likes movies. So if you're looking for the everyman perspective and a little joke in comic form... you're in the right place.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Starring: George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Jason Schwartzman, Bill Murray, Eric Chase Anderson, Michael Gambon, Willem Dafoe
Directed by: Wes Anderson
New Line Cinema
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“The Fantastic Mr. Fox” is a... generous title. It’s not without its flights of fantastic but it’s hardly the display of fierce fantasticality (yeah, it’s a word – I looked it up) that we might have hoped for. I wish that this weren’t the case. Nothing would please me more then reporting back to you that the uniquely wonderful style of writer/director Wes Anderson translated just as magically in his toe-dipping first attempt at a full length animated classic as it has in his past live action features. But as much as he managed to get his fingerprints of tone and artistry all over it, Anderson’s adaptation of Fox has the familiarity of one of his films that’s light on story, light on substance and content on just looking really really cool. It’s the “too-cool-for-school” flick of the fall for hipsters to rediscover the joys of stop-motion animation attached to a childhood classic.
I admit that I was never a fan of the Mr. Fox book series by Roald Dahl, a man responsible for blessing the world with Willy Wonka among other things. It would be one thing if I cherished the series as much as Anderson claims to and faulted the film for being too different, for diverging from the essence of the source, but I have no frame of reference. I entered this fairytale with a fresh perspective eager to succumb to its charms.
At first the allure is easy to find thanks to the combination of the raw art style staged and shot in a very recognizable Wes Anderson perspective. It’s easy to adore. This is stop motion at its simplest with hairs twitching out of place and wire frames bending impossibly in every direction. It’s as much fun to figure out how they did it as it is to watch their hard work unravel on screen.
I was just as charmed as the story first presented itself. Fox (voiced to perfection by Clooney) has abandoned a life of hen hunting and farm pillaging in favor of the safe stability of family living. While moving that family (including son Ash performed by Jason Schwartzman who steals this movie with his stinging sarcastic daddy issues) to a better location he’s tempted by a string of nearby farms. The itch to return to his old ways is undeniable and he begins to put together his “master plan”.
I scooted to the edge of my seat with anticipation and glee. I mean, this is George Clooney reenacting Ocean’s 11 as an animated fleabag. The promise of adventure was palpable and promptly delivered. Decidedly TOO promptly.
Fox and his crew make it through the three target farms in the first fifteen minutes of the film and it quickly devolves into this revenge tale of the farmers lashing out at Fox. They shoot of his tail and wear it as a necktie before bulldozing his tree house into oblivion and kidnapping cubs for ransom. It’s bleak, aimless and boring – especially after the tease of the great caper that was Fox’s short lived “master plan”.
Fox has the look of an Anderson’s film but the similarities end there. Gone are all the idiosyncrasies that make an Anderson story sing. Sexual intrigue, missing fingers, an Alec Baldwin voice over… None of which belong in a children’s movie but I would have never put it past Anderson to find the childlike equivalents of those things. I do now. To his credit he fins a wonderful way to let Bill Murray and George Clooney curse each other out without offending even the littlest cub.
Mr. Fox is as much a success as it is a failure. Everyone will walk out singing the praises of stop motion and the unique perspective of a proven visionary but will any of us testify to its fresh storytelling or emotional impact? In a year that brought us Coraline should we really settle for anything that’s does little more than look “really really cool”?
Rating: 5 out of 10 - I wrote this review and drew the bellow image months ago but let it simmer hoping that time would heal some of my opening-night wounds. Weeks and weeks later I can find no extra love for Fox. It’s a miss for me. Not on every level but unfortunately on the ones that would have me recommend it to you or revisit it. It seems very comfortable in a very average year of movies that were supposed to be something special. That sounds unnecessarily bitter but I’m sorry – Hollywood is getting lazy.
A rant for another time.
Pass. I’d suspect that bad pacing will keep me from even watching it casually on TV. If you’ve not seen it then one trip through wouldn’t kill you. There’s great artistry on display here but some uncharacteristically average storytelling as well. Buyer beware.
It’s officially Clooney time around these parts despite Avatar ruling the box office. I did see Cameron’s epic in IMAX 3-D and I enjoyed it. I recognize it as a technological achievement but wonder if it’s really the game-changer that films like Star Wars and the Matrix have proved to be. I simply don’t think the story is that good. BUUUUUT… it is absolutely a must see so, you know, get to it. Expect a comic and review for Avatar¬ within the next couple weeks. I have something else in mind for Christmas though. Until then enjoy the snow and have a happy holiday.
Joe – The creator of the strip who has embraced giving crappy movies the chance they deserve. Like the majority of the cast he’s obsessed with boobs.
First Appearance - The Introduction
Yeo – Yeo is Joe’s wife and often the voice of reason in the strip. Having her act rational allows the rest of the cast to embrace being in a comic strip which primarily involves randomly punching people, interacting with fictional characters and talking about boobs. Yeo is smart, beautiful and way too good for Joe. Don’t tip her off.
First Appearance - Fever Pitch
Irv – Joe’s movie-going sidekick who’s always down for watching Jason Statham crescent moon kick some thug through a plate glass window and getting some drinks before after and during a Vin Diesel movie. Like the majority of the cast he’s obsessed with boobs.
First Appearance - Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior
Agent 337 George Jones – A government Agent that took over for Joe after he was bad-mouthing President Bush in the V for Vendetta strip. George ran the show for over a month bring a much needed sense of patriotism and justice to both the strips and reviews. He eventually got too attached to his work, empathizing with Joe’s plight to give crappy movies a fair shake. In a way he came to love crappy movies as well and was pushed out of the position. He spiraled out of control and ended up in prison. His adventures will be told in the limited series JLCM Presents: 337 Locked Up which is set to début Christmas of 09.
First Appearance - V for Vendetta
Other Notable Appearances: Stay Alive, Ice age 2, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Slither, Here Comes Guest week, Let’s Go To Prison
Leonidas – The former king of Sparta who has traveled into the future and is having trouble coping with the modern times. Yelling loudly and kicking people into giant holes doesn’t really work the same way it did in the olden days. As time as gone by he’s adjusted but it’s a safe bet that he’s always one bad message away from throwing a spear through someone.
First Appearance - 300
Other Notable Appearances: Four Brothers, Strip# 300, The Golden Compass, Rambo, Untraceable, The Ladies of Max Paybe
Palpatine – Former Senator, Emperor of the Galactic Empire, Sith Lord... He shows up in the Joe Loves Crappy movies galaxy on occasion to let people know that they’re being stupid. No one’s really sure how he shows up in this universe but chances are it breaks all kinds of copywrite laws.
First Appearance - Episode III: The Dark Side
Other Notable Appearances: Four Brothers, Night Watch, Saw 3, Are We Done Yet
Slow Billy – Billy is a sweet kid but he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. If you’re watching him for the day be prepared to explain to him the plot of the movie or how popcorn works or, not so much where babies come from, but what babies are. He’s a complete moron.
First Appearance - Four Brothers
Other Notable Appearances: The Chronicles of Narnia, The Da Vinci Code, Vantage Point, Journey to the Center of the Earth
Kyle the Movie Snob – Be careful what fun facts about movies you tell your friends at a friendly gathering or in line for the latest blockbuster, because if you’re even slightly wrong, Kyle will be more than happy to let you know. He usually gets what’s coming to him though. Poor guy has cracked three ribs since joining the JLCM cast.
First Appearance - Ultraviolet
Other Notable Appearances: 16 Blocks, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, Transformers, Journey to the Center of the Earth
Jean-Luc Picard – Another lawsuit waiting to happen is Jean Luc Picard who, towards the end of the strip’s first year, became the go-to background character. If there was ever a seat to fill or a random person to place wandering around in the background, nine times out of ten it was Picard. While Picard has crossed paths with Irv he and Joe have never met. Perhaps they will some day but for now just can an eye on the background.
First Appearance - The Producers
Other Notable Appearances: I’m not telling you, that’s no fun. It’ like Where’s Waldo – go find him!
Ice Cream Sandwich – Delicious and… deadly? Usually when you see someone eating an Ice Cream sandwich, someone else is experiencing a substantial amount of pain. Still, how nice is an ice cream sandwich on a hot summer day?
First Appearance - Saw IV
Other Notable Appearances: Bee Movie, Run Fatboy Run, Saw V