Love crappy movies but are too ashamed to admit it? Are you a big Rob Schneider fan but you're tired of being burned? Not sure if you want to waste your money on the same old movie? That's why you have Joe.
Joe Loves Crappy Movies is by Joseph Dunn. Joe willingly goes to see the very worst that Hollywood has to offer. Whenever a crappy movie comes out Joe will be there to see it, make fun of it, and actually review it. Nothing is safe, and nothing is sacred. From the big budget action disasters to the low brow fart based comedies, to anything starring Martin Lawrence? Joe will tear it apart.
With each entry you'll get not only a comic poking fun at the movie, but also a detailed review. Joe's not educated in film or cinematography or acting, he's just a guy that draws comics and likes movies. So if you're looking for the everyman perspective and a little joke in comic form... you're in the right place.
Up In The Air
Starring: George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick, Jason Bateman, Amy Morton
Directed by: Jason Reitman
Paramount
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Riding into work on Friday I caught in the reflection of the train window a picture of George Clooney staring into the clouds. It was reversed from a paper that the man in front of me was reading featuring an early review of Up in The Air, the new film from Jason Reitman (Juno, Thank You For Smoking) about a frequent flyer coming back to Earth. I tried fruitlessly to make out a couple reflected sentences of praise but kept coming back to the half page image of the film’s star lost in… something. His gaze promised something unexpected, something poignant, something significant and I’d expect nothing less from the people involved.
Clooney plays Ryan Bingham, a corporate axe man flying across the country lining up and laying off the victims of our great recession. He’s comfortable with his work. He believes it serves a purpose and that he’s good not at ruining someone’s life but at transitioning them through a very difficult time in their lives. He’s become as comfortable with his way of life as much as his role in it. He’s sacrificed family and home for a new town every night and a collection of rental car and hotel VIP cards.
Ryan conducts seminars encouraging crowds to fill their metaphorical backpacks with the things in their life and then burn them. The perfect message of liberation and freedom from a man with no home, no family and a frequent flyer account approaching 10,000,000 miles.
The backpack idea is… okay. It’s conceived as one of those uniquely clever takes on life to make audiences look at the world differently. The kind of high concept, instantly charming devices that Cameron Crowe effortlessly births but the backpack is hardly as effective as a boom box overhead or a well-timed Elton John song.
I tried to do it. I tried to feel the straps on my shoulders and fill the backpack with my possessions, my family, my hopes, my dreams… with the weight of my life. But as hard as I tried I couldn’t put myself in the place of someone that needed to be freed of those “burdens”. I’d be foolish though not to recognize that this message is geared more at people who’ve just lost their jobs and are feeling the true weight of the world. People like the actual recently fired people that Reitman featured in the film - A method of getting genuine reactions from real people suffering through this very real problem.
For those of us not feeling the weight, the movie may bring with it less of an impact because if we don’t understand our debonair hero then how can we really empathize with his dilemma let alone his impending transformation?
Two women enter Ryan’s life. One that reignites his heart (libido) and one that grounds his flights with technology and charts of “unnecessary expenses”. Vera Farmiga is electric as Alex, a fellow traveler that shares Ryan’s joy of escape. We’ve seen her for years playing this part but never so well, even amongst the big boys in Scorsese’s Departed. Ryan is enchanted by her and we’re in the passenger’s seat right there with him.
Anna Kendrick plays Natalie, a young upstart that has revolutionized the firing business and is taking away not just the human connection but everything Ryan loves about his job. Her journey is an interesting one. By the time her character departs the movie you may be debating which story you want to follow.
Both women have a hand in that transformation, in having Ryan revaluate himself and what comes next. That’s what he was looking at in the reflected newspaper image. I mean, sure he was literally looking at the sky or a destination board or the size of his giant backpack, but to me he was looking beyond the obvious towards the fear and potential of an uncharted future.
Up In The Air, sadly, is dangerously predictable. That the new woman in Ryan’s life might melt his bachelor heart or how his compulsive hunt for 10,000,000 miles might shift unexpectedly is anything but unexpected. But I’m not sure it matters because of how well the tale is told. Air is one of those films that, with lesser talent, could have been a forgettable flight but through the strength of performance, direction, tight editing and bouncy score, it is a predictable trip worth booking.
Rating: 8.5 out of 10 - I mentioned Cameron Crowe in the review. I’m a huge fan of his work but he, and even someone like Judd Apatow, would do well to take a lesson from Reitman and his editing team. Crowe tends to over do it; to explain every detail of his films instead of letting the audience fill in the blank. With Up In The Air I think Reitman has showed a remarkable maturity in letting the story and characters tell the story instead of dictate it.
Up In The Air feels very much like Jerry Maguire without Jerry debating if he loves the kid more than the mom (I feel like a lot of us block that out). Up In The Air’s trip to Ryan’s hometown, were it directed by Apatow, would have been 2/3rds of the film and featured random conversations about Mothera and Kung Fu. Reitman tells a tight little tale and still gives us genuine characters and genuine emotion. It’s a perfect example of less being more and it’s the reason I rated the movie as high as I did.
It still got a lower score than Knowing so what do I know?
Yes, and here’s why. I watch Juno everyday. Every workday anyway but 5 days a week is still pretty impressive. The fine print is that I don’t watch the entire film. During my lunch break as I’m face-attacking a cheeseburger I’ll flip open my ipod and watch 10-15 minutes of Juno – the only movie I ever bothered to put on the damn thing. I’ve done this for about 5 months so I’ve made my way through the film more than a few times now.
What’s nice about the condensed sessions is that I get to focus on specific scenes and really analyze intent, performances, soundtrack, you name it. This is still a movie I enjoy immensely but I’ve begun to study why and the results are enormously satisfying. I would welcome the chance to do that with Reitman’s latest.
So… is this joke to ambiguous? I mean more so than that one for 2012 a few weeks ago? For some reason I got paranoid while coloring it that it wasn’t specific enough, that kids playing like kids play versus kids playing like adults was suddenly so heady. Would it be better or worse if one of the kids stabbed the Grimace with the airplane in the last panel?
Joe – The creator of the strip who has embraced giving crappy movies the chance they deserve. Like the majority of the cast he’s obsessed with boobs.
First Appearance - The Introduction
Yeo – Yeo is Joe’s wife and often the voice of reason in the strip. Having her act rational allows the rest of the cast to embrace being in a comic strip which primarily involves randomly punching people, interacting with fictional characters and talking about boobs. Yeo is smart, beautiful and way too good for Joe. Don’t tip her off.
First Appearance - Fever Pitch
Irv – Joe’s movie-going sidekick who’s always down for watching Jason Statham crescent moon kick some thug through a plate glass window and getting some drinks before after and during a Vin Diesel movie. Like the majority of the cast he’s obsessed with boobs.
First Appearance - Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior
Agent 337 George Jones – A government Agent that took over for Joe after he was bad-mouthing President Bush in the V for Vendetta strip. George ran the show for over a month bring a much needed sense of patriotism and justice to both the strips and reviews. He eventually got too attached to his work, empathizing with Joe’s plight to give crappy movies a fair shake. In a way he came to love crappy movies as well and was pushed out of the position. He spiraled out of control and ended up in prison. His adventures will be told in the limited series JLCM Presents: 337 Locked Up which is set to début Christmas of 09.
First Appearance - V for Vendetta
Other Notable Appearances: Stay Alive, Ice age 2, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Slither, Here Comes Guest week, Let’s Go To Prison
Leonidas – The former king of Sparta who has traveled into the future and is having trouble coping with the modern times. Yelling loudly and kicking people into giant holes doesn’t really work the same way it did in the olden days. As time as gone by he’s adjusted but it’s a safe bet that he’s always one bad message away from throwing a spear through someone.
First Appearance - 300
Other Notable Appearances: Four Brothers, Strip# 300, The Golden Compass, Rambo, Untraceable, The Ladies of Max Paybe
Palpatine – Former Senator, Emperor of the Galactic Empire, Sith Lord... He shows up in the Joe Loves Crappy movies galaxy on occasion to let people know that they’re being stupid. No one’s really sure how he shows up in this universe but chances are it breaks all kinds of copywrite laws.
First Appearance - Episode III: The Dark Side
Other Notable Appearances: Four Brothers, Night Watch, Saw 3, Are We Done Yet
Slow Billy – Billy is a sweet kid but he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. If you’re watching him for the day be prepared to explain to him the plot of the movie or how popcorn works or, not so much where babies come from, but what babies are. He’s a complete moron.
First Appearance - Four Brothers
Other Notable Appearances: The Chronicles of Narnia, The Da Vinci Code, Vantage Point, Journey to the Center of the Earth
Kyle the Movie Snob – Be careful what fun facts about movies you tell your friends at a friendly gathering or in line for the latest blockbuster, because if you’re even slightly wrong, Kyle will be more than happy to let you know. He usually gets what’s coming to him though. Poor guy has cracked three ribs since joining the JLCM cast.
First Appearance - Ultraviolet
Other Notable Appearances: 16 Blocks, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, Transformers, Journey to the Center of the Earth
Jean-Luc Picard – Another lawsuit waiting to happen is Jean Luc Picard who, towards the end of the strip’s first year, became the go-to background character. If there was ever a seat to fill or a random person to place wandering around in the background, nine times out of ten it was Picard. While Picard has crossed paths with Irv he and Joe have never met. Perhaps they will some day but for now just can an eye on the background.
First Appearance - The Producers
Other Notable Appearances: I’m not telling you, that’s no fun. It’ like Where’s Waldo – go find him!
Ice Cream Sandwich – Delicious and… deadly? Usually when you see someone eating an Ice Cream sandwich, someone else is experiencing a substantial amount of pain. Still, how nice is an ice cream sandwich on a hot summer day?
First Appearance - Saw IV
Other Notable Appearances: Bee Movie, Run Fatboy Run, Saw V