Love crappy movies but are too ashamed to admit it? Are you a big Rob Schneider fan but you're tired of being burned? Not sure if you want to waste your money on the same old movie? That's why you have Joe.
Joe Loves Crappy Movies is by Joseph Dunn. Joe willingly goes to see the very worst that Hollywood has to offer. Whenever a crappy movie comes out Joe will be there to see it, make fun of it, and actually review it. Nothing is safe, and nothing is sacred. From the big budget action disasters to the low brow fart based comedies, to anything starring Martin Lawrence? Joe will tear it apart.
With each entry you'll get not only a comic poking fun at the movie, but also a detailed review. Joe's not educated in film or cinematography or acting, he's just a guy that draws comics and likes movies. So if you're looking for the everyman perspective and a little joke in comic form... you're in the right place.
School for Scoundrels
Released: 09/29/06
Viewed: 7:00 pm 09/23/06
Starring: Billy Bob Thorton, John Heder, Jacinda Barrett, Michael Clark Duncan, Sarah Silverman, Ben Stiller, Horatio Sanz, Matt Walsh, Todd Louiso, Paul Scheer, David Cross
Directed by: Tony Goldwyn
Dreamworks Official Site of the Movie
In a movie from the creator of the raunchy Road Trip, that stars the ultimate bad boy Billy Bob Thornton, mercilessly tearing apart the life of the goofball that played Napoleon Dynamite, how is it possible that the result, School For Scoundrels, is one of the sweetest warmhearted comedies of the year? This should be non-stop face pounding ball-kicking hilarity! While Scoundrels dabbles in ball kicking, its director and stars have matured to the point where the comedy doesn’t have to be completely crude to be funny. Even in a film with “Scoundrels” in the title.
Roger Jon Heder is a lost and lonely traffic cop that can’t seem to win, and no matter what he does, the girl down the hall barely knows he’s alive. A slightly less lost and lonely friend tips him off to a secret underground class that will help him find confidence, get ahead in life, and date two Asian girls at the same time. Potentially. The tip is a phone number that leads Roger to an angry voice that tells him where to go and what to bring. Five thousand dollars.
That felt a little odd, especially when Roger actually shows up with the money and you find out that several other men were just as willing to hand over a large chunk of cash to someone that openly threatened them. Had the angry man on the phone explained what the class was about – I would have been on board, but as it is all I could think was, “If I had to pay someone five grand I would have to sell my shoes.” I’ve got really nice shoes.
When they meet the teacher, Dr. P, you find out this type of mystery and dismissal is common as he swoops in like Batman to yell some advice at them, and sends them on scandalous tasks to make them stronger men. Billy Bob Thornton is perfectly cast in this role because I believe in real life that he’s a scary guy. If I met him in a dark alley and he wanted my shoes I would probably give them to him.
As far-fetched as some of the moments feel, the set-up is brisk and there are some good laughs right off the bat. I really liked the way the movie’s theme evolved and changed before one topic got too boring. I really don’t want to give too much away even though the trailer will tell you the next couple of steps, but what happens next felt like a very natural progression that was still fresh and amusing.
Scoundrels is not as laugh out loud funny as I would have liked but I find that's how Todd Phillips movies generally are. I remember laughing hard during his last film Old School, but leaving a little disappointed. Like it could have been funnier. The movie replayed on DVD brilliantly and is now one of my favorites of the Frat Pack comedies.
What’s great about Scoundrels is that it continues Phillips’ development as a director. I look back at a movie like Road Trip and just cringe. So much of that felt like nonsensical shock comedy desperate to connect with a target audience. Over the years he’s kept the comedy level high, and added in some real substance. He’s gotten to the point where he can make you laugh and still craft a sweet believable story at the same time.
I'm not a huge Heder fan. I liked Dynamite but came to the boat too late to get really excited about it. By the time I saw that movie even the die-hard freaks were over it. Since then Heder has had a couple of supporting roles (Just Like Heaven, Benchwarmers) that were nothing special but far from offensive. I feel like he was trying to prove himself or get out of the shadow of Dynamite, and that he hasn’t truly done that until now. A character like Roger in Scoundrels is perfect for him. Someone only slightly goofy but pure in spirit and noble in purpose that the audience can root for. He nails it perfectly and will win you over with his dim, well-intentioned charms. But for the record, he was definitely more believable as the loveable loser than he was as the competent ladies man.
I was surprised to see Jacinda Barrett. Not because she’s a bad fit or anything, I just had no idea she was in the damn thing. For some reason I didn't recognize her in any of the commercials even though she's been in like 80 movies this year and she’s been good in all of them, even Poseidon. This is the first I've seen her using her natural British accent. It suites her. Between that and the sharp bangs she’s sporting, Ms. Barrett is a dangerous vixen.
I couldn’t say if she was worth paying five thousand dollars blindly to attend a class you know nothing about, but that’s the thing. Bangs can really mess with a guy’s head.
Ben stiller Sarah Silverman, and Michael Clark Duncan take turns stealing the show, as do a fantastic supporting cast collecting the best geeks from SNL, The Showbiz Show, Best Week Ever, UCB and Late Night with Conan O’Brien. They bring as much funny to Scoundrels as you would hope. Silverman is bitter, but it’s somehow hot. I’ve always said that Stiller is more fun when he’s less recognizable. Few people can pull off wigs and moustaches and still be funny, but you can’t deny that the guy knows how to wear a mullet. And I love where Duncan’s career has gone. He’s always had this stigma of being the big action guy, which he’s great at, but it’s nice to see him come into two huge comedies this year and really hold his own. If you liked him in Talladega Nights then you’ll love him here. He’s given more screen time and he really makes the most of it.
Because of the cast and crew there are going to be some expectations. I’ll tell you now - It’s not Old School, it’s not Napoleon Dynamite, and it’s not Bad Santa. I have a feeling the three figures of this film will always have themselves compared to these high points, but don’t let that discourage you. School for Scoundrels will neither have you rolling in the aisles or weeping in your popcorn, but it is a sweet and funny story that will make you want to snuggle with your sweetheart and/or TP your neighbors house. Both good.
Rating: 7 out of 10
Definitely worth checking out. It might be a little lighter on the laughs then you’re expecting but it’s still a great night at the movies.
DVD Worthy?:
Phillips movies always play better on DVD. As time goes on I find his humor tends to be more subtle and dangerous in the way it affects me. The first viewing will rarely have me laughing out loud often enough to mention, but a couple times through and I’ll be cracking up at the way these people say “hello” to each other. It speaks a lot to the talented casts he assembles and the beautiful work done in the editing room. I have no doubt that Scoundrels will yield similar hilarity. I’ll be picking it up.
Recommendation – Fight Club:
The real meat of Scoundrels has very little in common with Fight Club, but the secret club of men with a common goal of betterment and mischief lends itself to comparisons to the Fincher classic. Now, don’t get your hopes up or anything. There are no dual personalities or ritual pit fighting but the spirit of secrecy and empowerment pop up over and over again. Honestly, the connection made those moments more enjoyable.
Trailer Hitch: Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj
I’m a huge fan of
Van Wilder. I think it’s one of those raunchy college comedies that will stand the test of time. When I heard there was a sequel,
Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj, in the works I had a happy fit. When I heard it wouldn’t feature
Ryan Reynolds the man who put the Wilder in Van Wilder, I had a completely different kind of fit. Reynolds carried that film and made it what it was. The script was great and the production level was top notch but without Reynolds’ wit and charm the movie would have been a dud.
I’m a fan of the featured actor in the new film (Kal Penn who reprises his role of the sex crazed Taj), but I refuse to get my hopes up. The trailer looks promising but it’s too soon to tell if, now that he’s in the spotlight, his over the top Indian accent won’t get annoying after 10 minutes.
Non Movie Related Stuff.
This is something different. I was interviewed about JLCM by the Washington Square News, which is the student paper of NYU. If you live in the New York area swing by the NYU campus and look for the September 26th edition or you can check out a sample of the interview here: LINK!. The printed version I’m told has the strip for The Da Vinci Code featuring Jesutron. I hope that’s crazy enough to bring some NYU readers to the site. If so, welcome!
I wanted to thank the film editor John Lichman for the invite. We got together one day and basically talked about movies for a couple of hours, which was a complete blast. I’m always up for that. Be sure to check out WSN at NYU for the JLCM interview ASAP.
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Joe – The creator of the strip who has embraced giving crappy movies the chance they deserve. Like the majority of the cast he’s obsessed with boobs.
First Appearance - The Introduction
Yeo – Yeo is Joe’s wife and often the voice of reason in the strip. Having her act rational allows the rest of the cast to embrace being in a comic strip which primarily involves randomly punching people, interacting with fictional characters and talking about boobs. Yeo is smart, beautiful and way too good for Joe. Don’t tip her off.
First Appearance - Fever Pitch
Irv – Joe’s movie-going sidekick who’s always down for watching Jason Statham crescent moon kick some thug through a plate glass window and getting some drinks before after and during a Vin Diesel movie. Like the majority of the cast he’s obsessed with boobs.
First Appearance - Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior
Agent 337 George Jones – A government Agent that took over for Joe after he was bad-mouthing President Bush in the V for Vendetta strip. George ran the show for over a month bring a much needed sense of patriotism and justice to both the strips and reviews. He eventually got too attached to his work, empathizing with Joe’s plight to give crappy movies a fair shake. In a way he came to love crappy movies as well and was pushed out of the position. He spiraled out of control and ended up in prison. His adventures will be told in the limited series JLCM Presents: 337 Locked Up which is set to début Christmas of 09.
First Appearance - V for Vendetta
Other Notable Appearances: Stay Alive, Ice age 2, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Slither, Here Comes Guest week, Let’s Go To Prison
Leonidas – The former king of Sparta who has traveled into the future and is having trouble coping with the modern times. Yelling loudly and kicking people into giant holes doesn’t really work the same way it did in the olden days. As time as gone by he’s adjusted but it’s a safe bet that he’s always one bad message away from throwing a spear through someone.
First Appearance - 300
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Palpatine – Former Senator, Emperor of the Galactic Empire, Sith Lord... He shows up in the Joe Loves Crappy movies galaxy on occasion to let people know that they’re being stupid. No one’s really sure how he shows up in this universe but chances are it breaks all kinds of copywrite laws.
First Appearance - Episode III: The Dark Side
Other Notable Appearances: Four Brothers, Night Watch, Saw 3, Are We Done Yet
Slow Billy – Billy is a sweet kid but he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. If you’re watching him for the day be prepared to explain to him the plot of the movie or how popcorn works or, not so much where babies come from, but what babies are. He’s a complete moron.
First Appearance - Four Brothers
Other Notable Appearances: The Chronicles of Narnia, The Da Vinci Code, Vantage Point, Journey to the Center of the Earth
Kyle the Movie Snob – Be careful what fun facts about movies you tell your friends at a friendly gathering or in line for the latest blockbuster, because if you’re even slightly wrong, Kyle will be more than happy to let you know. He usually gets what’s coming to him though. Poor guy has cracked three ribs since joining the JLCM cast.
First Appearance - Ultraviolet
Other Notable Appearances: 16 Blocks, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, Transformers, Journey to the Center of the Earth
Jean-Luc Picard – Another lawsuit waiting to happen is Jean Luc Picard who, towards the end of the strip’s first year, became the go-to background character. If there was ever a seat to fill or a random person to place wandering around in the background, nine times out of ten it was Picard. While Picard has crossed paths with Irv he and Joe have never met. Perhaps they will some day but for now just can an eye on the background.
First Appearance - The Producers
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Ice Cream Sandwich – Delicious and… deadly? Usually when you see someone eating an Ice Cream sandwich, someone else is experiencing a substantial amount of pain. Still, how nice is an ice cream sandwich on a hot summer day?
First Appearance - Saw IV
Other Notable Appearances: Bee Movie, Run Fatboy Run, Saw V