Have you ever wanted to work in video games? Well that's what the guys at GameBizCo Inc. do. Literally.
Join the cast of Another Videogame Webcomic as we peek behind the curtain to see what exactly goes into bringing your favorite video games to the small screen. It may be a job in video games, but it's still a job.
ApocalyPS3: Party like it's 1999
I'm pretty sure that Sony hates me. You see, my PS3 broke about a couple of weeks ago. Out of the blue, it stopped reading blu-rays, which is to say about 95% of what I use the thing for. After a long quest to get that fixed (which is totally a story worth telling, just not in this forum but feel free to
ask me about it) I returned home Sunday night with what I thought was a fully functional PS3. Little did I know a functional PS3 was not in the cards for me... at least not for another 24 hours....
While I was getting my PS3 fixed, the guy who repaired it popped in Uncharted to show me that he had, indeed, fixed the problem. The PS3 loaded the blu-ray and the game so I thought everything was fine. I did notice two things that were out of the ordinary...
- There was an error message on the screen when the game loaded up. But I thought that was due to the fact that he had ejected the game disc while the game was loading.
- The date was wrong. It read December 31, 1999. But I thought that was due to the fact that he had just opened up the console and inadvertently reset the clock.
But I was wrong.
I found out later, after some quick internet research, that what I was experiencing was symptomatic of a larger problem with older PS3s. A hardware bug had crippled people's ability to log into the Playstation Network and play games both online and offline. An internal clock error had apparently miscalculated the date and thought it was February 29, 2010. Which you know, if you own a calendar or can do simple math, that date doesn't exist. And so did the PS3s to some degree because they couldn't handle the invalid date and went kablooey. Even though the problem was widespread, it was no consolation (if you'll forgive the unintended pun)... I wanted to play my PS3.
Haven't we learned anything from Y2K? Wasn't the whole half a decade in the mid-90s leading up to the year 2000 enough to warn us of the perils incorrect date calculations? (Though I shudder to think how many of you out there aren't old enough to realize how big of a deal this was back in the day...) The Playstation 3 was released in 2006, a full 6 years after Y2K, you'd think that someone somewhere would have seen this coming. But the PS3 isn't alone in its date confusion, Sony's console rival Microsoft had issues with their portable media player, the Zune, at the beginning of 2009 apparently because of the same leap year miscalulcation. Ironically, Sony and Microsoft's solutions were similar... essentially, do nothing and wait for the problem to resolve itself.
Luckily, the problem did resolve itself the next day and luckily, it wasn't that big of a problem to begin with. I mean, a few million PS3 users can't play Uncharted 2 for a day? It really sucks, especially if you're Sony, but in the grand scheme of things, not a huge deal just a minor inconvenience. But it makes me wonder what else is on the horizon?
Player Two
After the resurgence of multiplayer co-op, GameBizCo Inc. hired Player Two to be the Goose to someone else's Maverick. His workload isn't quite as heavy as most of the other people working at GameBizCo Inc. and as a result, he spends a lot of time in the break room or playing computer solitaire.
First Appearance: Another Videogame Webcomic?!? An Introduction
Player One
Player One is top dog at GameBizCo Inc. Nearly every game, from Pong to Mario Bros to Grand Theft Auto, requires Player One's expertise. His cocksure and sometimes inappropriate attitude is an annoyance to his coworkers but seeing as every game needs a first player, they make due.
First Appearance: Bonus Stage! Here comes Player One!
Damsel I. Distress
Whether it be a castle, a dungeon or mystical island, Damsel always needs to be saved... and she hates it. Damsel longs for the day when she's given the role of a strong female lead character who doesn't have huge breasts with hyper accurate physics.
First Appearance: LittleBIGPlanet
Final Boss
Underneath the huge brute that is Final Boss lies a timid creature who wouldn't hurt a fly. He puts on his "angry face" when throwing barrels down ramps or breathing fire but deep down he feels sorry for doing so. He's been known to throw a game or two in the player's favor.
First Appearance: World Record
John Minion
John Minion, or Min for short, is the hardest working employee at GameBizCo Inc. Playing everything from Goombas to no name thugs, Min gets beat up on a daily basis but loves every minute of it. He always wanted to work in the gaming industry and was originally hired as an intern. After years of getting coffee, his big break came when someone called in sick... and the rest is history.
First Appearance: Watchmen: The End is Nigh
Middle Manager
Middle Manager works in the Human Resources department. He runs staff meetings and interviews prospective employees. The other 90% of his time is spent playing Freecell on his computer.
First Appearance: Another Videogame Webcomic?!? An Introduction