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by **joerules** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:15 pm

Okay. In the new strip I offer up a list of people I would like to see Jason Statham fight. It didn't seem fair to just limit that list with my imagination when you guys probably have a bazillion ideas that are funnier, bloodier and more kick ass than mine. Please list them here. If any of them are super awesome I may try and squeeze them into the background of one of the upcoming strips. No promises though. It would have to be pretty awesome.

by **LincM** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:49 pm

Shrek

no, wait... Bruce Lee

no, wait... George Bush

no, wait... Barney Stinson

no, wait... Grimace

by **blairp** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:03 am

i was about to go to bed.....

Jim Carrey
Metroplex
New Kids On The Block
The Block
Hellboy
Bono

by **Kirbo** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:08 am

Patton Oswalt riding Brian Posehn.

by **MrKilloran** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:11 am

How about...

Godzilla (classic, dude in a rubber-suit version)

by **The Bodyguard** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:33 am

Jack Bauer

And Sylar.

by **knives** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:59 am

When you wrote John Locke did you mean the philosopher/ economist, if so that is really random.
Also I'd love to see him fight the Easy Reader.

by **mlsterben** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:26 am

Why do you want to beat up the Grimace?

Anyway, here are a few of my ideas:

Daniel Craig, as long as Steak'ums is wearing a bee suit
Rosie O'Donnell
Uwe Boll
Bono
Fidel Castro
Toucan Sam

by **taekwondogirl** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:08 am

Theodore Roosevelt.

by **vagueLee** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:39 am

Paris hilton followed by Perez hilton. Not legitimate fights just 2 well deserved beat-downs.

http://www.last.fm/user/BunSummers · by **Retro Spectre** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:53 am

Bruce Willis,it'd be like fighting his own reflection.

Nicolas Cage in the bear suit from The Wicker Man.

-Retro Spectre

by **randomguy** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:04 am

My top 10, in no particular order:

Tom Cruise
George Clooney
Hitler
The Burger King (creepy motherfucker)
Ashton Kutcher
Chuck Norris
Bruce Campbell
Batman
Robo-Hitler
The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man (this one might be a bit one-sided)

by **Guest** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:23 am

Hugo Weaving as his most tough guy role...Elrond!

by **Guest** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:36 am

Bob Saget.

I hate Bob Saget.

by **Guest** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:38 am

I think it'd be horribly one-sided to see Jason Statham kick the crap out of the Ben Kingsley version of Ghandi.

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